Dad: Not to Wear List

In Honor of Father's Day, here is what NOT to wear:

1. tank tops - boys shouldn't wear those. If you wear them, we can see your hairy arms.
2. if you are going to wear a tank top, don't wear a skirt with it. You are a boy.
3. don't get your nails done, plus a tank top, plus a skirt, you will look like a girl.
4. Just don't do it because you will look like a girl.

The truth is boys don't look good in it.  Thats the truth.